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mouth-breather-guy · 7 months ago

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Introduction Post

….I am the…

(breathe)…oldest man…at Welton Academy…

(breathe)….I am 102 years old…

(breathe)

#this is absolutely a joke #i’m sorry #dps roleplay #dead poets society

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hcdgepcdge · 4 months ago

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well if riverclan wasn't so busy sleeping around maybe they could be able to keep territory to hold the sunning rocks.

#peaches & screams | ooc. |#| dash commentary |#this is absolutely a joke #i just want saw that and i was!!#im windclan all the way so i don't truly have a beef #but also Riverclan is full of WHORES /lh affectionate

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ptn-imagines · 9 months ago

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Me, holding up Cinnabar: Why are you so... normal. What do you mean you're sane and well put together? I love you but give me something to work with!

#not imagines #this is absolutely a joke #i'm writing cinnabar hcs just fine #but it's really funny to me bc the problems u might face dating cinnabar are so different to basically any other character in the game

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hailmaryfullofmaggots · 1 year ago

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relationship goals

(deranged sapphic love edition)

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diagoose · 1 year ago

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she got you there.

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erigold13261 · 11 months ago

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Friendship with NSR ended, JJK is my new comfort media! /j

#this is absolutely a joke #pretty sure j/jk is just a phase right now #but it's hitting me so hard #and that's what i thought n/sr was at first #so we'll see #eritalks #noart #rambling

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thewitchinthecherrytree · 1 year ago

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COP!!! You make BLORBO a COP!! Writer make BLORBO a PIG!!! oh! OH!!! JAIL!!! JAIL for writer for 1000 years!!!!!

#acab #but this was the biggest #he wouldn't fucking do that moment #I mean really!!!#there is no person on earth less likely to be a cop #No actual hate on writers write what you wanna write #but like fuck12 #ya ken #this is absolutely a joke #hence why I am not mentioning a title or author

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snifflydrago · 2 years ago

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It's like therapy, but free and chronically spiralling out of control

#this is a joke #this is ABSOLUTELY A JOKE #IM NOT SPIRALLING YOUR SPIRALLING

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bellenichelle · 6 days ago

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I'm so glad that brunch normalized drinking at 10 am.

Yes I will have champagne mixed with juice with breakfast thank you so much.

#this is absolutely a joke #hibiscus juice and cran+strawberry juice have been my teo favourites so far #seriously mix your champagne with other juices not just oj #mine #text post #shut up belle

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bloodwards · 9 months ago

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bene gesserit costuming + occult and religious imagery

#brought to you by me going down the 'I wonder if anyone has made a dune inspired tarot deck yet' rabbithole #dune #dune part two #irulan corrino #margot fenring #duneedit #the absolute joke of owning almost a dozen tarot decks and still going uhhhh when trying to figure out which cards to put up there #besides the classic rider-waite-smith #in my defense I didn't want them to be modern-looking otherwise I would've chucked the linestrider queen of swords in there #anyhow

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hyunpic · 2 months ago

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#hyunjin #skz #stray kids #bystay #staydaily #skzco #5-star review on his 0nlyfans.#gifs #i was just watching lost tv series and i literally feel like im in a plane crash rn.#also im ovulating like wtf is this a sick joke from the universe. absolutely diabolical

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leah2eroes · 6 days ago

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if this hits 1000 notes ill sing a terrible cover of a radiohead song picked at random.

i look like if thom yorke was more of a faggot

#this is absolutely a joke #im not even tryna do the “fuuck i hope it doesnt get attentionnnn” thing cuz like #idk itd be lame for a fucking dumb webcam selfie to gain any meaningful traction #id still do it if it happened tho

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grovylelover · 10 months ago

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people who know

#im never escaping from episode 65 binary #very funny little joke you made there #really funny bit. silly little gag.#im aware this means absolutely nothing in the story as is #however #sergey ushanka enjoyers who up #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #not OF anything but. just in case i guess #magpod #the magnus protocol #mine

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sunderwight · 2 months ago

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Airplane revisits the modern world and one of the first things he does is log back into his account, go find a specific comment on a particular chapter of PIDW, and update with a reply to the thread that he takes it back -- Luo Binghe would, in fact, fuck Peerless Cucumber.

Then he logs off, grabs some stuff he wants to show Mobei Jun or reverse engineer for profit/convenience, and goes back to the SV world for good.

#svsss #bingqiu #moshang #shang qinghua #airplane shooting towards the sky #✈🥒#the internet theorists who had been speculating about his and cucumber bro's abrupt simultaneous disappearances go nuts #airplane who doesn't realize anyone even noticed or still pays attention to the comments section: funny joke :)#his absolutely unhinged fanbase: *explodes*

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magicicephoenix · 2 months ago

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They locked me in a room a rubber room